The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.
Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "
by T1ts March 24, 2022
When a man has three penises and uses them to crush some major pussy 3 times as fast with 3 times the pleasure.
by RhydonAli November 10, 2020
When a player scores so highly in your fantasy league that you and two mates decide to reward him with a three-on-one show of sexual gratitute
Guy A - I'm so pleased I kept John Stones in my Fantasy League Team - he scored a brace AND kept a clean sheet!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!
by fireman's jam January 20, 2021
The triple dagger is an ancient term, revealed only through esoteric practice. It refers to the principle, the promise and the applied practice of eternal life.
by Apasmara July 03, 2015
by kinboslice October 04, 2023
In halo 3 you manage to get a triple kill by somehow assassinating the person from the front and the game believes that you assassinated them from behind.
by xsoban July 22, 2008
When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.
Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.
by Dezmuz May 25, 2016