by nazihater10208 February 3, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.
See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew
See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.
Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.
Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.
by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex May 23, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. by 68 Korean bbqs February 5, 2022
Get the matthew pierpaolimug. The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom
by incogshmito January 3, 2022
Get the Matthew's mommug. Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024
Get the Matthew Costellomug. by mature boy April 7, 2022
Get the Matthew Champlinmug. 