Andrew has a fucking Huggeee cock like my guys is tall like at least 6 ,9 and it still is over his knees
by Dsghsjauqiqja s s hsususvsba November 23, 2021
A good looking rich guy that has tons of women. Unlike "Josh," who lives in a trailer and has to have game to get with ladies, Andrew relies on his father's standing in the community, his good looks and an endless supply of drugs to attract women. All Andrews like to beat up their dates and choke them during sex. Women who go out with Andrew end up in the trunk of his car.
While Andrew may not have lady game, he has mad game with law enforcement. Andrew breezes through a DUI checkpoint with a beat up dead chick in the passenger seat. He makes a witty comment about how he's her designated driver and the cops thank him for keeping everyone safe. Although dozens of women have OD'd at Andrew's house, police feel awkward when they have to ask Andrew questions that might incriminate him. Andrew puts them at ease, asking about their mom or their recent vacation and he lets them know how much he appreciates their hard work. Then everyone goes back to their normal routine feeling that the natural order of things has been preserved.
Most Andrews are eventually elected to high positions in government, where they continue their awesome lifestyle on a larger scale. In the rare case where Andrew's misdeeds catch up with him, he becomes famous and his name is celebrated in popular culture. Examples of famous Andrews are: serial killer Andrew Cunanan, alleged mobster Andrew Gigante, Andrew Chikatilo (AKA The Butcher of Rostov), and Andrew Jackson, murderer of indigenous people.
While Andrew may not have lady game, he has mad game with law enforcement. Andrew breezes through a DUI checkpoint with a beat up dead chick in the passenger seat. He makes a witty comment about how he's her designated driver and the cops thank him for keeping everyone safe. Although dozens of women have OD'd at Andrew's house, police feel awkward when they have to ask Andrew questions that might incriminate him. Andrew puts them at ease, asking about their mom or their recent vacation and he lets them know how much he appreciates their hard work. Then everyone goes back to their normal routine feeling that the natural order of things has been preserved.
Most Andrews are eventually elected to high positions in government, where they continue their awesome lifestyle on a larger scale. In the rare case where Andrew's misdeeds catch up with him, he becomes famous and his name is celebrated in popular culture. Examples of famous Andrews are: serial killer Andrew Cunanan, alleged mobster Andrew Gigante, Andrew Chikatilo (AKA The Butcher of Rostov), and Andrew Jackson, murderer of indigenous people.
Tyler: "Hey Chad, d'you know if that chick in 310 is still in Europe? Myles the doorman said he hasn't seen her in weeks."
Chad: "Yeah well you know, she hooked up with some Andrew, so..."
Tyler: "Suh-weeeet! That means her apartment is gonna be available soon. There won't be a police investigation, so I could be chillin' on that balcony by the end of the month!"
Tyler: (Raises his glass) "Here's to Andrew - we owe you bro!"
Chad: "Yeah well you know, she hooked up with some Andrew, so..."
Tyler: "Suh-weeeet! That means her apartment is gonna be available soon. There won't be a police investigation, so I could be chillin' on that balcony by the end of the month!"
Tyler: (Raises his glass) "Here's to Andrew - we owe you bro!"
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
A meme lord. Deals dank memes and browses memes till his fingers fall off. Teachers wanna stop this meme dealer but can’t touch him because he so dank.
by Thottastic February 05, 2019
An introverted person to some, yet wild extrovert to others. Very kind hearted to those he cares about yet can be an absolute menace if you get on his bad side. Will dick down a girl the right way, is always really lit with his friends. Can smoke an ungodly amount of weed and if he does other drugs will outdo you in any. Absolute party animal yet really chill when you get to know him. people that don't know him that well will probably think he's a dick honestly but he's not
by Not Andrew Rees November 23, 2021
Andrew is the most stupid but loyal friend u can ever meet he is gay but it’s alright everyone loves him and he as much as he want to pull girls he can’t but it’s alright he don’t need nun cz he can do it on his own
Andrew Is gay
by MrPickleInAJar October 19, 2019
Andrew is the most stupid but loyal friend u can ever meet he is gay but it’s alright everyone loves him and he as much as he want to pull girls he can’t but it’s alright he don’t need nun cz he can do it on his own
Andrew Is gay
by MrPickleInAJar October 19, 2019
The most handsome man on earth. He has the best smile and the cutest puppy eyes. Brown eyes you could stare into forever and never get bored. Soft brown hair you could play with all day and night. Has the best smile that lights up any room he's in. He literally is the perfect height. He is very grounded and has a great head on his shoulders. He's very silly and goofy but in the best ways. He always knows what to say and is the sweetest and most caring. Hes honestly the best person ever. Hes my favorite person.
Andrew is the best!
by Shawtybea123 June 16, 2023