Irish Suitcoat

Waking up covered in vomit after a night of alcoholic splendor

- Hey wheres jack at?
-I think he went to go put on his Irish Suitcoat!
- Aww man we just ate Taco Bell an hour ago!

by WeAreLegion9278 December 05, 2013

Irish Mudslide

When you take a shot down someone’s butthole while they simultaneously shit in your mouth.

“I needed to shit at the restaurant and my wife snuck a shot of whiskey into the family bathroom to Irish mudslide that turd”

by August 06, 2023

The Irish Stout

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s ass, she then farts on his dick, thus creating milky poo paste bubbles on his knob. When he pulls out, she sucks his dick and the act leaves a frothy milky ass-juice upper lip.

Hey Pete, I hear your Mrs copped ‘The Irish Stout’ last night..!?

by Jahns… December 20, 2024

Irish chow house

When you’re eating pussy and pour an Irish lager on it

Man Lindsey let me give her an Irish chow house last night

by HuntV18 June 28, 2024

Irish Getaway

Have sex at your mums house and before you spaff scream MAM!!! And jump out the windows and run leaving the girl confused until your mam walks in

Guy 1:I just did an Irish getaway on that girl there

Guy 2: I did the same with your mum

by Assniffer December 31, 2020

Irish Salute

The act of your elbow slipping off the bar with a drink in your hand and not spilling a drop

After his drink he gave a Irish salute

by gigganigga December 25, 2017

The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024