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Willy Ham

Name for the The discarded piece skin post circumcision.
"what's for dinner tonight"
"A lovely plate of Willy Ham N Chips" "Fresh from the Mosque / Synagogue"
by GuitarNinja November 8, 2023
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Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe
Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?
by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018
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mad hammed

Eating so much ham you feel drunk.
by 26 sloths March 25, 2017
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bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.
by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019
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Ham for the Gram

When you overact in front of the camera

Playin up for social media
I always ham for the gram If I know someone is recording

She is totes a ham for the gram!
by Bld84t April 18, 2021
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velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.
She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.
by Booshaker August 23, 2016
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Ham

ham is pork that has been preserved through salting, smoking, or wet curing. It was traditionally made only from the hind leg of swine, and referred to that specific cut of pork.
A slapof ham is nice on a sandwich.
Please put a slap of ham on my samwitch.
by Dragenslayer69 December 7, 2017
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