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Family friend

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.
Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.
by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023
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Zhao family

China's ruling class and their offsprings.
"Long live the Zhao family."
"You think you're worthy of the surname Zhao?"
by Kimoto Ryou August 14, 2017
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Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
Have you read the Jesus family tomb?
by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010
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Family Circle

an American magazine that covered such topics as homemaking, recipes, and health.
After nearly 90 years of dispensing recipes and home tips to America, Family Circle magazine is being shut down by Meredith Corp.

The December holiday issue will be its last — prompting an outpouring of nostalgia from past editors there.
by Wendysfg May 9, 2023
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FAMILY

All the humans who share genetic similarities, and Turkey at Thanksgiving. Also the humans one finds most difficult to love and live with peaceably.
I'm enjoying the holidays with family
by Dreadnought 99 November 19, 2021
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