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97th base

you must do all of the following while rock hard
highjack a plane while fucking everyone on it, and impregnating every woman on it, now once the plane lands, escape authorities, go home and have a rest, repete this every day for the next 10 years, you will need really short flights, now take all the children that ere born from the shit youve done for 10 years and raise them as soldiers and attempt to take over a city, once you have suceded you may take a well deserves 5 year break, however, rest well as the following will be conplicaded, as you will need to go through every base from 1st to 96th with 100 women, take the children that will most likely be born from this and put them in an arena and make them all fight to the death, raise the last surviving child and pit them against your strongest worrier from the army you used to take over the city, you should now be left with only one child, after all this you must raise the child like a normal child and set them free into society ans a reletively normal, functioning memner of society and yes YOU MUST DO ALL OF THIS WHILE HARD OR IT DOES NOT COUNT
YO I GOT TO 97TH BASE
never speak to me again
by touchyourselfnow September 11, 2025
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trash fan base

49ers fans unable to get over losing to the eagles.
That Trash Fan Base is saltier than Utah.
by Go Birds February 13, 2023
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Base Blooben Test

A test used to measure how chobblesome something is
Scar, does your permit meet the criteria of the Base Blooben test?
by LureTheCurse March 9, 2024
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based

Used to approve of something, usually from a right-wing point of view. Mostly ironic
Person 1: I triggered a leftoid earlier today!
Person 2: Based
by somerandompiggo2 May 15, 2023
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Based Bread

did you hear josh concoy is eating based bread that makes him based
by Diar324 March 2, 2021
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Based

Boldly "un-PC"; direct, accurate, factual, with a bold disregard for "political correctness".
Lauren over there has some based commentary on the federal budget.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks October 21, 2023
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the best arctic monkeys album. four out of five is the best song ever written and if you dont like this album you might just not have a high enough iq. also alex turner had a beard and omfg daddy
dumb person: tranquility base hotel and casino is the worst Arctic Monkeys album ever. It’s an unlistenable pile of shit!

smart person: have you even LISTENED to batphone??? its really good.
by thatdogisjet February 12, 2024
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