Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction

Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick

by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

pi (math)

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201

lol nope.
I aint doing this shit today

pi (math) bruh

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

lose my math

Lose my number

Ex : yo you grimy fr fr lose my math. It’s deaded

by Ahdbnsmaka November 9, 2021

math

when someone usually your teacher or parent wants you to die

teacher 1: how should i try to kill my kids today?
teacher: why don't you give them some math

by planzzee November 12, 2021

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

Maths

A horrible and useless subject

Hey bro we got maths next

AHHHHH!!! Kill me now!!!

by Chicken……89 November 16, 2021