Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!
That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!
by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021
Get the skattake surprisemug. When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012
Get the Alaskan Surprisemug. by Blakkk October 30, 2020
Get the Tallent Surprisemug. The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019
Get the Matt Mcdonald Surprisemug. Vald - Surprise lyrics: Susma Beats, Susma Beats, Susma Beats.
Susma Beaaaats Susma Beats, Beats, Beats...
Susma Beaaaats Susma Beats, Beats, Beats...
by Eine seltsame November 19, 2022
Get the Vald - Surprisemug. The opposite of a "Dick Pic". When a woman sends unsolicited lewd pictures without warning.
When a woman sends scandalous pictures
When a woman sends scandalous pictures
by Noxim19 December 19, 2024
Get the Panty Surprisemug. 