Special on Aisle 3

When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.

Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.

Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

Big Daddy Special

1. A burger roll containing three rashers of bacon and a doughnut.
2. An innuendo referring to what the pizza man is delivering to a frustrated female.
3. A sexual act of extreme power or thrust.

1. "I'd like the Big daddy Special with that."
2. "Did somebody order the Big Daddy Special, extra Daddy?... I'm coming for you baby"
3. "Papa's inbound with the big daddy special"

by Morgazm the Powerful February 2, 2015

the Rick Simpson special

A burger with Rick Simpson oil, popularized by Lucian at Bev's Better Burgers.

The hero we didn't think we needed.

Let's go to Bev's and order "The Rick Simpson Special"; best burger in HIGH Springs. Thanks, Florida Man!

by ILL-E October 14, 2022

The Among us Special

When you pull someones mask over there eyes and aggressively punch them in the stomach

I gave that kid The Among us Special but my punch was kinda bitchy

by Tim The Wise November 19, 2021

After School Special

The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.

Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"

by J.Tugs July 9, 2011

Half-Time Special

The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!

I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.

by GKripe February 22, 2011

public school special

an insult used mainly by private school students or former private school students to call someone stupid. It implies that one belongs not only at public school, but in special education there.

Daniel: I did long division today, I feel special.
Me: Well, maybe public school special.

by A. Nuggs December 18, 2007