the best man you could meet. meet a person named that or their user name, don’t pass off them. they will be there with you 24/7
by JoJombaJuice November 29, 2021

An internet user (usually on tumblr, discord, or reddit) who makes convoluted claims that a group, event, or idea is morally wrong in order to make themselves seem morally right. Most of the times, their methods involve claiming that something completely innocent and irrelevant is bigoted in some elaborate way. They are common in fandom spaces.
"I've been getting so much hate for writing characters X and Y as romantic in my fanfiction because some virtue shark had to accuse me of "perpetuating the belief" that male and female characters can't be friends. That's not even something I said!
by Dr0w0u$ April 21, 2025

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

This connotes someone with shark teeth.Often looks puzzly,like a maze,like a bag of skittles, like someone threw a brick at it.You can often catch this person flossing with peculiar objects ranging from a mattress to a pillow to even car tyres.
by Jj176 August 6, 2023

by elivvsargas April 13, 2019

A term in bodybuilding used to describe ridiculously shredded obliques, which resemble the appearance of: shark gills.
Usually only seen on those 6-8% body fat or under.
Usually only seen on those 6-8% body fat or under.
by MaxStiffman69 December 17, 2022

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.
by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011
