Rusty Wallet

The act of eating a girls ass while fingering her meat wallet.

Gloria loves it when I give her a rusty wallet.

by Ghostporn November 29, 2009

rusty venture

A penis that is red and sore from masturbating too much.

Hank had the whole compound to himself for the day, so he decided to make himself a rusty venture.

by 1fooln6billion November 26, 2010

Rusty Bullet

The act of taking a dump so quickly that it shoots out of the anus, drawing blood, and giving the poop a rusty tint.

Jared's Rusty Bullet made a loud popping sound as each turd fired out and hit the water below.

by Dutch High Five October 8, 2012

rusty apple

When someone is getting their testicles sucked on, but the person sucks too hard and it starts to hurt.

Ex. 1; "It was the best head ever til she gave me a rusty apple. I nearly cried"

Ex. 2;"You better suck my nuts good this time, last time was a rusty apple. If that happens again I'll slap the shit out of you"

by Cheeeesus Christ October 28, 2012

rusty trumpet

When a chick eats a guys ass and jerks him off at the same time.

Aaron O gives rusty trumpets to all the guys.

by Alma Oscura September 27, 2003

RUSTY RADIM

Completely Homosexual. When one is performing the Rusty Trombone the benefactor excitedly exclaims "Good One!" or disapointedly exclaims "That was wimpy."

My boyfriend got me to Rusty Radim the other day, he played the Rusty Trombone masterfully.

by Melwood November 23, 2007

Rusty Nail

A series of gay pornography starring Rusty Nail and his 3 sons, his wife tapes them! His films so far consist of "The Rusty Nail," Jackson's Lesson, Web learns to play football, Web gets the ball hiked, Travis' Report Card. This is marketed by the Pierce Bros.

The new Rusty Nail video will come out this weekend. So, there I was, walking down the street barefooted, and I stepped on a big RUSTY NAIL!

by Holmes December 5, 2002