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Rusty Venture

A sex act during which a male engages in anal intercourse with a man or woman, and then attempts to explore other body parts on his partner with his penis while there is still fecal matter on it.
I had so much shit smeared between my tits from that Rusty Venture you gave me last night!
by Dr. Mrs. The Green Man November 25, 2010
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Rusty Venture

Verb. The most misunderstood and vile sex act in existence.

Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.

Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
1) A Rusty Venture? It's when you **** the ***** with a *** in your ***** and push the sharp bit in your ****.

2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.

3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
by Blind Philip November 26, 2010
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Rusty Bowling Ball

Sexual act in which a man or woman eats out a girls ass while sticking his thumb in her ass and 2 fingers in her vagina.
Oh my God, theres that chick I gave a Rusty Bowling Ball to on Tuesday.
by eddie addams February 20, 2011
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Rusty Cleaver

A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.
by The Saver March 9, 2011
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rusty box

a red headed's vagina
Last night, I spent hours licking her rusty box.
by JoeMama420 March 23, 2011
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Rusty Bead

The act of using anal beads after they have already been used and covered in feces "rust"
Boy Ryan really enjoys giving himself a rusty bead after Mondo is done using his anal beads.
by RTB1 December 28, 2011
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rusty lopez

while master bating with an oxidized iron pipe insert pinky into anal cavity and smear fecal matter across upper lip.
i walked into my BEQ and my roomate was giving himself a rusty lopez....so i joined him
by trent malibu July 29, 2012
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