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Pig Wanka

Pig Wanka
A “Pig Wanka” is an individual that in essence smells like shit, and masturbates (Wanka), this gives you a Pig Wanka
Fuck this Pig Wanka.
Lidawg get your Pig Wanka out of here.
by Bahb’s Ginormous Glizzy August 13, 2020
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Slam Pig

A Slam Pig is the ugly girl you bang because you wanna get your nut. You aren't proud of it, but it gets the job done.
GODDAMN! My friend Alonzo plows Slam Pigs like he is expecting a heavy rain and he needs to get these seeds in the ground before he loses the farm. ....What a sick fuck
by Wy the God Father Guy April 14, 2020
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Pig Lover

Someone with an unquestioning respect for officers of the law no matter how many people they harass.
I thought Catherine was smart but she's just a common pig lover.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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pig on steroids

A pig on steroids is not actually a pig, it's a bore, who likes to accuse people of eating their fathers. They carry axes or blades and kill anyone who eats pork, even though they are bores. Don't be scared if they accuse you of eating their fathers, just punch them, they will run away and cry. They don't like their fathers, they just want someone to die. Of course they are lying and they would be glade if their fathers got eaten. It's a tradition for fathers to cut their fangs out at 12, around the age when puberty begins. At the end of puberty their fangs grow back and 2 more grow.
Pig: "Ben 10! You ate my father!"
Ben: "No I didn't! I would never do it!"
Pig: "Lies, all lies!!!"
Ben: "Well you are just a pig on steroids!"
Pig: ":("
by Potatomine54 June 15, 2014
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guinea pig

A guinea pig is a cute animal suitable for a family with young children. They make some sweet sounds and love cuddle - they eat loads and love grass!!
Guinea pigs are suitable for families with children.
by Fizzizz January 12, 2017
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Mull Pig

A person that smokes more weed then everyone else. And would polish off your bowl at a blink of an eye.
Mull Pig: I bet I can smoke more bongs then you......
by Hairy Pot Fairy March 28, 2009
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Pig in a Blanket

The act of slipping a roofie or getting a fat chick drunk, bringing her to you house wrapping her up in a blanket and having wild nasty sex with her.
Mike Wallace took this really fat chick home and gave her the ol' Pig In a Blanket.
by Ted Newgent March 22, 2011
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