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making grandma's pizza

v.making, made, going to make grandma's pizza- refers to a sexual act in which the male takes a bowl and fills it with mixed fruit. The female must then take the fruit and spread it evenly across a piece of bread. The bread is then inserted into a toaster and the male will then attempt to have sex with the toaster. He should now be burnt along with the bread crumbs and mixed fruit on his erect penis. The male will then proceed to have regular intercourse with the female with his burnt, bread crumb and mixed fruit covered penis. This gives the female and some mentally insane males with a fettish of getting his penis burnt intense pleasure.
George went to the hospital because he was making grandma's pizza with Sally and he accidentally had the toaster set at the highest setting.

Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*
by Adamska August 31, 2008
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you make it easy

The phrase "You make it easy" is defined in many ways. But mostly used to say a guy/girl makes it really easy for you to steal their Bae or crush
Bob: Bruh go follow my girl on insta.
Mike: Man, you make it easy!
by SoYouWannaKnow March 29, 2017
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makes you gay

Term applied to anyone androgynous, or anyone crossdressing.
by OLOL April 14, 2007
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make her rain

Everybody knew why Jolie was with Shay, he used to make her rain like no other. There was an unmatched physical intimacy about them.
by theGodWithManyWords July 13, 2018
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Mask make up

Make up worn on a person's face while wearing a mask(which is a face covering the mouth and nose).
The eyes standout and the lashes are thick and full bacause that's all that is seen while wearing a mask.
You're eye are beautiful in your mask make up!
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Making Banana Bread

When a male has his own place of residence, and place to sleep but spends every single night sleeping in the bed that belongs to a female.
Noah hasn't slept in his dorm bed all semester. How much you want to bet he's making banana bread with Haley?
by hlczn September 7, 2016
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