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Stonely

When you get stoned by yourself and you get bored and lonely.
Babs so stonely they she texted her friends at 3am. She shared all her high philosophies about aliens and how there is a cat staring her. Babs doesn’t have a cat.Babs was severely stonely.
by CosmicSweets October 8, 2021
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Stone licker

A derogatory term for a Muslim (since Muhammad licked the black stone)
Erub Muhammad that fuckin stone licker
by Bigpeen nino March 21, 2024
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Chris stone

A talented basketball pro player who is always sexy and bound to be the NBA
Stephen curry: yo u know Chris stone?

Steve ker: yea I hope we get first pick so we can draft him
by Chris stone October 10, 2021
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Stone Baked

When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.
Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese

Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!
by Angrykid1209 January 17, 2025
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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on stone

When you are merching/putting something on something. When someone says on stone, you know it's serious. It's something not to be played with or taken lightly, by any means.
On stone, they disrespect scrapp nem again, we gone have to slide!
by Tyrone Lashaundra April 30, 2025
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CUM STONE

Where you cork up your dick hole in the middle of an orgasm. Then you stick it in a mini fridge overnight to freeze up into a cum stone. Almost acting like a kidney stone
Me and the buds made a cum stone this weekend.
by DSDATURA January 31, 2024
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