penis to cry on

When a man lends a sympathetic ear to a woman immediately after a break up in order to sleep with her.

To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.

When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.

Jonh: Dave, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you in days.

Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.

John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)

by Doctor Bliss December 2, 2011

penis nose

someones nose that is shaped like a penis.
aka joey avila

hey look dude joey has a "penis nose"

by alfredo gonzalez August 23, 2008

Tiny penis

What the person reading this sees when they look down

Bro you have such a tiny penis

by Sprig of basil December 1, 2021

Dwarf Penis

A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.

Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."

by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 21, 2010

K-Penis

A K-Penis occurs the following day/days after using large amounts of ketamine. The penis grows in length and girth, and erections are both more common and stronger.

"Shit mate, i had 6 wanks one after another before my stiffy went down. Its defo K-penis."

by BenDangerwank February 21, 2009

Penis Tree

An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.

Yeah, all you have to do is hang a left after the Penis Tree and you'll be on Kennesaw Avenue.

by Wallis Fuller September 8, 2006

dick-penis

the ultimate insult possible in the english lanuage

eat shit, you fucking dick-penis!

by ryan_the_fish May 8, 2008