new dutch oven

a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows

As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.

by MystycalMage October 1, 2007

Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.

Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.

by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020

Dutch dock adventure

When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌

Why can't I find anyone to dock with? I must chase my dreams and have a Dutch dock adventure.

by Kodak999 August 16, 2019

Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.

1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."

by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023

pumpkin dutch oven

A dutch oven performed at the stroke of midnight.

Veda consummated his wedding at the stroke of midnight with a ripe pumpkin dutch oven. It was so powerful that Nishta was transformed.

by Bhaisaab April 27, 2014

The Full Dutch Breakfast

A session of fellation from an expat in Amsterdam while eating a boterham.

My day is off to a great start. She gave me the full Dutch Breakfast!

by Larkinloverules January 30, 2022

dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.

Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....

by kennyboye February 16, 2015