moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024
Get the moon gooningmug. A word used commonly but not exclusively by white male fathers of teenage daughters meaning to:
1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"
1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"
by Saccino January 13, 2024
Get the patio to the moonmug. crackhead hoe and amajin ( dumdumb ) clown :3
she loves to slap people and fite toxic ass biatches.
she loves her hoes vv much.
jeongguk and rowoon are her oppars ✨
she loves to slap people and fite toxic ass biatches.
she loves her hoes vv much.
jeongguk and rowoon are her oppars ✨
moon is a crackhead :D
by jjkooks November 4, 2020
Get the moonmug. Harvest Moon Acres is a family owned family fun center located in Michigan. It is an amazing place and everyone that works there is amazing, and always happy. The environment of the place is very family friendly it is just an overall happy place! My older sisters kids love it there and we go back every year. I definitely recommend you visiting it if you live nearby.
by Anastasia Hartte August 16, 2019
Get the Harvest Moon Acresmug. "hey wallace want some cheese" asked john
"yes john of course i want cheese lets go to the moon!" said wallace
"yes john of course i want cheese lets go to the moon!" said wallace
by emerald king November 16, 2020
Get the moonmug. by arsonicz March 18, 2020
Get the Yellow Moonmug. a turd and/or shart (containing a decent amount of fecal matter) that extrudes from a naked anus from one willingly to another unwilling
Yeah bro! Last night I gave Jake a moon rock and put it in his hand and he scratched his head and smeared my rock in his hair! Yeah bro he's hella gay!
by El Joto Rojo March 11, 2021
Get the moon rockmug.