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Lake Region Middle School

Like Lake Region High School LRMS is located in Naples, Maine. Here at the middle school you can find a whole variety of kids such as; furries, hoes, rednecks, speds, Juul gangs and of course the infamous Juice Cult. You may be asking yourself wtf is a Juice Cult? Well, the Juice Cult is comprised of mostly kids from 8th grade Kineo. This cult has been taken over by the furries and weirdos but fun fact, it will be in the 2019 yearbook ;) These weirdos stand in a circle with a juice box in the middle and chant "JUICE" nonstop. If you're lucky when you walk into the bathroom you could run into what I like to call a Juul gang. These "juul gangs" are notorious for standing in a circle in the bathroom like idiots passing around a vape. LRMS is also home to the obnoxious kids who decide that it's a good idea to carry a speaker and blast music everywhere they go. LRMS also houses all the hoes who decide its a good idea to kick start their own scoliosis by breaking their back anytime they're around a guy. Also 99.9% of the time you can sow up wearing pretty much nothing because these crazy feminists killed our dress code. After reading this I'm positive that you're most likely praying that you will never have to attend this monstrosity of a school. For some reason we get new kids every two days and they change the grading system every 2 seconds just to give ya a little scare. To sum this up, LRMS is not the place to be idek why I go here tbh. ~~~ 8th grade Kineo student, year 2019
Guy 1- Yo, you see that girl over there? She's got a nice ass!
Guy 2- Nah bro look at her back, I bet she went to ]Lake Region Middle School]

Camp Ernst Middle School 

The dumbest School in the fucking country, the teachers suck ass and smell like shit also they have Summit, that shit is fucked up.Sooooo you should never come to this dumb ass school
DO you wanna come here?Camp Ernst Middle School

fruit cove middle school 

either rich white vsco girls or weird emo kids that say sussy baka all the time. there’s old teachers that trash your grade book with weird assignments and there’s the actual nice teachers. open bathrooms thing is really strange and the dress code is ok but could be wayyyy better. def some people that forgot what deodorant even is. Half of the sixth graders look like 4 year old and the other half looks like the failed high school 5 times.
jessie: hey, becky u go to fruit cove middle school?
becky: oh hell nahhh, that school suckss..

Garden City Middle School 

The worst fuckin place in America. The principal is a fat. He was most likely hit on the head as a child. Full of Preppies and Jocks, with some emos. Most students there have rich parents who buy them whatever the fuck they want. There is approximately 1% non-christians, 1% non-whites, and 1% non-republicans. The biggest douches are Brian Coleman, Mr. Schenkel and Shane Thornton. Miss Wolk is a crazy bitch.

Wallace Middle School 

A Middle School in Waterbury , CT Where Once you Walk in , You instantly get into drama and get your dick sucked by a girl called Junat .
You got your dick sucked by Junat ?
You go to Wallace middle school ? No wonder you have hella drama

Suffern middle school 

Where almost everyone is white trash and most are privileged as shit. There is a very identifiable "popular" group, they're all the ones who wear expensive designer clothes and complain about how much their lives suck. People are raping in the bathrooms and there are constant fights. Everyone has a dating life and all anyone talks about is sex. The teachers are assholes and dont give a shit about your well being literally even the guidance counselor doesn't help anybody and the nurses suck like you could go to them with a broken bone and they would be like "here's and ice pack go back to class." The worst part is that this is still the best school in the district.
"Omg I just started middle school and its actually the worst thing ever"
"Lmao you must be going to suffern middle school"
Suffern middle school by Guest856 August 18, 2018

McClure middle school 

The worst place on earth it basically a jail for learning its a living hell if you have Mrs Jacobson you best run

The kids that go there a fake and make me want to die literally die they are so stupid
The food is like plastic
The teachers are dum and rude

I don't recommend go there

If you walk on the wrong side of the hall you get iss

The only good this is PE

You will want to die if you go there
You remember McClure middle school
"Shithole jail or hell "
Yeah that shity ass place