Meat Tetris

When gang banging a chick, the men put their dicks in all of the right spots so that they don't touch and they all get some action.

Hey did you enjoy the meat tetris while we railed Melissa? "Yeah I had my dick in her ass, then under a guy's leg and into her mouth, it was crazy.

by Og washing Machine January 3, 2020

the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014

Meat Fork

A sexual maneuver of the hand, like The Shocker, but without using the index finger.

Girl was tight as shit, G, I had to give dat bitch the Meat Fork!

by ekbm January 23, 2009

Queef Meat

Another word for the common term Vagina. A woman's lady parts.

Dude Shane is totally getting that chick's queef meat tonight

by Princess B*tch June 28, 2011

Fuck meat

Basically a whore or prostitute

You look like a good fuck meat tonight

by Vonny Darko January 11, 2021

Meat head

An enormous, muscular man who lifts weights for countless hours in the gym in order to get big. Usually wear cut offs and shirts as tight as leggings to expose their muscles. Always have a jug of water with them everywhere. The only subject that you will hear them talking about is weightlifting and protein. They tend to drive fast sports cars or street bikes. They are mostly seen at Planet Fitness getting their pump on since it's the most legitimate gym out there. They bench press more than what they squat which is why you see some of them with big upper bodies and skinny legs. Constantly say bodybuilding quotes such as "Go Big or Go Home" and "No Pain No Gain". They always communicate with bro and like to compare muscle sizes. Have ruined the sport of bodybuilding.

Hey dude check out that meat head benching 300lbs. I bet he couldn't even squat half of that with those skinny ass legs.
Hey look at those meat heads over there curling heavy weight but they sure are bending their back.

by vinceboy September 2, 2014

meat-harps

A derogatory term for a womans labia (those flappy bits down there)

"Don't kick me in the meat-harps!"

by James C June 11, 2003