The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: ay you new here?
Frehsman: ya
Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids
Freshman: ya, i guess
Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.
Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?
Junior: Ya thats about right
Frehsman: ya
Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids
Freshman: ya, i guess
Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.
Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?
Junior: Ya thats about right
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017
Get the Desmet Jizz on Itmug. 
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by ni double g a June 13, 2025
Get the angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sexmug. by panda94 April 23, 2018
Get the Jizz Partymug. On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*
by Google Calendar October 18, 2021
Get the National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Daymug. Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025
Get the Diet Jizzmug. A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.
by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 30, 2011
Get the Jizz Everythingmug.