Bitchy bacon guy

wilbur.

me: my bitchy bacon guy!
Wilbur: bagel!

by Elliotisagaymentallyillmessyee January 18, 2024

bacon stains

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..

Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.

by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014

Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.

Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.

by Startdust April 21, 2023

It's bacon

referring to something insanely delicious

Have you been to the new restaurant down the street? It's bacon!

by Bacon Good September 29, 2022

Bacon

The best thing ever.

Man, he has some good bacon right there.

YOU BURNT THE BACON LIKE MY MIXTAPE YOU IDIOT!

by Nu, ur mom gay. Yes February 24, 2018

Cereal Bacon Flakes

A fictional cereal based around the well-known character from Roblox called "Bacon Hair".

Noob: I thought Cereal Bacon Flakes were in this game

Bacon: No, sadly they aren't :C

by me oh meee October 13, 2023

Jazzy Bacon

A slang term for making out with small blonde women.

Jazzy Bacon is mobile

by Basic White Guy November 25, 2021