conversation car crash

conversation car crash, when two or more people are having an awkward conversation and go to speak at the same time, but it's so delightfully awkward that nobody can choose to speak next.

Adam: bloody weather it's
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash

by shuffleTitan February 21, 2010

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two car garage

1.A woman that practices double penetration.
2.A woman that can fit two cock in either her pussy or ass.

Nicole had a three-some last night. She is a two car garage.

by STRICKEN September 08, 2003

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Car-B-Q

A road side Bar-B-Q where the special of the day is an automobile engulfed in flames.

I would have been here sooner but there was this great Car-B-Q on the highway and me and a couple hundred strangers just had to slow down and get a real good look.

by The Q Man May 19, 2004

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car owner boner

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

by dejaflu February 05, 2011

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Redneck Car Wash

When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.

Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?

Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?

by Redzz75 September 21, 2019

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