ferd zone

The anti-Friendzone made by Ferdinando!

Ferd: "I'm sorry.. but it can't work this way.. i can't see you as a friend.. you're only a girlfriend at my eyes"
Someone: "Oh my.. she just got Ferd zoned!"

by An Itheras April 05, 2018

crinkle zone

The area around the anus

The Seattle police shut down the gay bar because too many people were sharing their crinkle zone.

by AvatarOfSlack March 01, 2024

In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.

Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )

by User12345000 March 29, 2022

dyson zone

When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.

the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.

by spin1038airbusappleboeing February 28, 2025

The Jack-Zone

This is the darkest pits of the friend zone. Once you are put in there, you will never return.

"Lily put Jason in The Jack-Zone."

by Lilza_09 August 19, 2023

cat zone

a saying to tell you to not talk about anything unholy or to stop talking about the subject your on

“hold on im going into a cat zone real quick”

“yeah she definitely is hoeing around with... cat zone... uhm did you do the math homework last night?”

by dumassbitchasswhoreassbitch December 15, 2019

Zone sitting

When someone in Call Of Duty is sitting in a specific zone of the map on the game mode Domination.

When you and your team are being killed by people zone sitting by their flag in Domination.

by Luziach Swag May 06, 2013