albany dutch oven

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.

Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.

Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....

by kennyboye February 16, 2015

The Full Dutch Breakfast

A session of fellation from an expat in Amsterdam while eating a boterham.

My day is off to a great start. She gave me the full Dutch Breakfast!

by Larkinloverules January 30, 2022

Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.

Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.

by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020

Dutch dock adventure

When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌

Why can't I find anyone to dock with? I must chase my dreams and have a Dutch dock adventure.

by Kodak999 August 16, 2019

automotive dutch oven

When somebody lets a dank fart out in a vehicle with passengers in it and locks the power window fuction from the drivers switch.

Ahhh sheit Matt just gave us the automotive dutch oven! My eyes are burning help us!

by bnr324life March 13, 2014

Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.

1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."

by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023