midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.

I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee

by Death by cat July 17, 2020

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Ground Cat

A cat found on the ground.

Another variation is Ground Kitten.

"Wow, that's a nice looking kitty right there."

"Thanks! She's my Ground Cat."

"What in sweet fuck does that even mean?"

"Oh, I found her on the ground when I was outside smoking."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

See the Ground Cats subreddit for more information.

by Lixxydoo April 02, 2022

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reverse cat

A type of landing for a jump that goes horribly wrong.

Kimmo fell from the chair and landed as a reverse cat with his feet up in the air.

by Lerssoni March 24, 2020

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Cat box

When she wipes back to front.

Cat box: "My man, my ex wipes back to front! For more than one reason you DO NOT want to smash Brandy.

by Katarose April 14, 2020

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cat porn

If you watch this you are a G but your kinda weird. It’s not weird to watch cat porn but to play with cats penis is weird. For good practice finger your cat it helps a lot

Now that no nut November is over let’s watch cat porn

by Cat porn December 13, 2019

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