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Familyitis

An humorous disease in the brain or emotions when you think your family is falling apart.

A self-paranoid state of guilt where you imagine you're the cause of your family members falling apart all around you.
Howie, a self-paranoid family member, believes he's the sole cause of his families demise and therefore has come down with a severe case of familyitis.
by Jake the Baker September 4, 2011
mugGet the Familyitismug.

Sinister Family

The sinister family is the worst fucking family ever fuck you host
The sinister family is the worst fucking family ever fuck you host
by daddy124123 March 7, 2021
mugGet the Sinister Familymug.
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family guy

a stupid simpsons knock-off thats made by fox, and has a sadistic father named peter.

fox sucks
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 26, 2022
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Murphy Family

The trio of the Murphy Family, Dunbar the unibrow, Wyatt the fucked up hair in the back, and Ditzell the birthmark/mole that pusses out nasty shit. A pretty sick fucking family if you ask me
by raspersnacks May 21, 2011
mugGet the Murphy Familymug.

Family

They will not be there when you want then, but they will be there when you need them.
by Stansolari August 16, 2019
mugGet the Familymug.

family discount

when a large group of people,mainly mexicans or of latino decent, go to taco bell they get a large sum of there check discounted, hence the family discount
hey joe i heard you got the family discount at taco bell the other night when you and your family went as a group!
by dix delicious November 4, 2009
mugGet the family discountmug.

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