person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.
person 2: size matters
person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans
person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
person 2: size matters
person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans
person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 8, 2021
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by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021
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Jeez, I hope Steve realizes that he's fallen into a dong trap with that new adorable boy toy of his!
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