Dong

Shlong/penis/cock

Bro 1: hey nice dong you got there!
Bro 2:thanks bro just got it

by Xerts March 05, 2022

Dong

The currency used in Vietnam.

This book costs 227325 dong.

by Chlike July 25, 2017

DONG

abbreviation of "do online now guys"

"Hello Vsauce. Michael here, and I've got a dozen DONGs for you today."

by ted danson's feet March 23, 2022

Dong

Michael Ward

Michael Ward likes dong

by BryceMan1321 March 03, 2019

dong

Dong means a guy who wanna be young, rich, handsome, sexy, hot, cute and pretty.

Greedy boiiiii

Hey! Are you dong?

by so_sososo August 16, 2021

Dong

Something you call your friend when there are being mean or annoying

Person 1: HAHA You Suck

Person 2: Ugh Your Such A Dong

by Eonic Mystic April 05, 2021

dong

A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.

P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018