A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.
Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.
by BClawd April 10, 2019
Today I was accidentally flashed some whoopsie dick when my dad was showing me pictures from his vacation.
by Neal Smoot September 20, 2015
Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing
Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing
Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!
(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
Guy #2: It's freezing
Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!
(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
by Sushi-bob January 13, 2012
by Nadegirl777 May 07, 2023
Something that can turn on and satisfy anything in the whole damn galaxy. Even non living things such as rocks. Too powerful link must keep it in his pants at all cost at all times. Just by saying these 2 words will leave anything begging on the floor desperately.
by Your Secret Urges September 26, 2017
by Archangelmbc October 18, 2016
by Thepyramiddicksucker101 October 27, 2013