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Cookie Cum

When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.
Dude: yo you wanna do cookie cum?
Other dude: Hell no bro...
by Mustaj March 6, 2019
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crummy cookie

game involving a group of homo sapiens kneeling in a circle and jerkin their gherkins onto a cookie, which is placed at the center of the circle. The last one to release his seminal fluids on the cookie must consume it, hands free.
8=======D (cookie)

Yesterday, after our football game, we played a round of crummy cookie. I lost both games
by Feenie Feen March 2, 2017
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Fortuine cookie

Eyy Louisa what up fortuine cookie.

Look at that sexy fortuine cookie over there.
by J_dawggggggg July 22, 2015
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Poop Cookies

Cookies made out of poop, often using rubberbands to form them.
Jakob! are you almost done in the bathroom? I need to make Poop cookies! With Rubberbands!
by Jak's Dad October 20, 2010
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Blood Cookie

A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.
"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"
by John Furydamn September 26, 2018
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Cookie Rage

When a person that has been on "Smart for Life" or another one of those "cookie diets" is so hungry and upset at not being able to eat regular food that they are extremely touchy, volatile and potentially violent. Liable to snap at the slightest provocation.
Dude1: Hey, should i ask Anthony if it would be O.K. to...
Dude2: Whoa! You want him to Cookie Rage on you! Keep your mouth shut and ask him next week when he is eating regular food!
by WeeeGeee March 8, 2011
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Cookie Monster

Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?

Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 17, 2021
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