Chode

It’s what a mouse has

I have a chode 😢😢😢😢😢

by 66667777nbghdjsksj May 17, 2018

Chode

A penis which is short, but fat

Steffi: look at that guy, he totally has a chode

Georgia: I know, I saw it last night

by Slagos200 June 24, 2019

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

Chode

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

by explrn November 8, 2018

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022

chode-like

Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.

I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.

by AlecDA April 12, 2019

Chode

A chode is a short fat dick

Dude you see that drake he has a chode

by Podo August 11, 2018