Chode

Someone who is douchy

"Wow, Norman from SH is such a chode!"

by Notchodemaster August 16, 2011

Chode check

When you want to verify is someone has a chode

Alex definitely has a chode, let’s go chode check him to make sure

by Sports net February 16, 2024

Chode God

A supreme being capable of erasing timelines with the flick of his mighty Chode. For do not seek the Chode, he will appear to you in your time of dire need. Blessed be the Chode God whose fruits bore the Chode Cannon for humanity.

The Chode God was mysterious in his power but righteous in his execution. Some times I get a stiffy just thinking about the day that he'll arrive to transform all the chodeless ones. Rejoice, brother; that day will come sooner than you think!

by DuraSanGI May 30, 2025

Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.

Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.

by Alpha ohio February 28, 2024

Chode

A person who is so lame aka a chode Dani Ortega

Did you see who dani went on a date with, he was a chode like her .

by Alytoofab December 8, 2018

chode muncher

Either a putdown/insult or someone who eats chodes.

"Lol, you suck"
"Well at least I'm not a chode muncher!"
":("

by Crixalis the Sand King December 26, 2014

Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode: A chode that is insignificantly puny, so the possessor has no excessive need for validation.

Beta: Hey, Sigma, your Sigma Chode is showing out of your trousers.
Sigma: *Mogs showing Sigma Chode*
Beta: Damn, I didn't know you were chill like that.
Beta: *daps up Sigma Chode*

by SigmaChode3D March 12, 2024