chocolate teabag

similar to teabagging someone, only before the tea bagging you shit and whipe your ass towards your balls so you can get the "chocolate" with the tea bag

Ryan passed out, so i chocolate tea bagged him...he loves chocolate teabags

by ggrrrrrraassshopppperrrrrrr January 12, 2009

Chocolate Chorizo

Big fat black caaack (cock) that has a heavy cum flow.

Pamela was ready all weekend to jump on chocolate chorizo.

That chocolate chorizo really put a pep in Pamela's step.

by ED2IS December 25, 2013

Chocolate River

Whenever anal occurs & the one recieving has to take a shit, and as soon as penis is removed a mixture of semen & shit flow at a rapid rate out of their ass

After I pulled out I saw the chocolate river

by AbcQ123 February 12, 2015

Chocolate Egg

When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.

Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.

by Glogan September 13, 2015

Chocolate spider

chocolate starfish rusty sheriffs badge anus butthole

My wife had a cracking chocolate spider

by Bobz125 April 29, 2019

Liquid Chocolate

When you have had to many sweets after Halloween, Easter, Christmas, ect, and your crap is liquid with random junk.

Mom- WHO ATE ALL MY CANDY! YO GONNA HAVE SOME LIQUID CHOCOLATE
Son- *Splat*

by /weird May 6, 2019

Chocolate Milk

When you are taking a shit after anal and all that comes out is a brown slime

Chocolate Milk

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020