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cheap chinese bastard

It is a Chinese Chin person that jumps up and down like a monkey when he sees a bargain or knows he's getting his money's worth. He's also VERY spend thrifty and will only spend $ when he has to. A Cheap Chinese Bastard's favorite line is..."DAMN CHINA MAN SPECIAL"!!
I was at the mall today and this cheap chinese bastard stole the bargain item I was reaching for.
by Bobby80884 April 11, 2008
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The Chinese Fireman

A technique used in sexual intercourse in which the male urinates into any orifice (ex. mouth, vagina, anus) of a woman during intercourse.

You piss into a hoe's vagina.
by Ellsworth23541 February 21, 2008
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the chinese smuggler

It is the act of lubricating a condom with soy sauce before vaginal intercourse followed by the man (asian or caucasion decent) going down on said woman for exquisite taste.
Tai: Dude, I totally pulled the chinese smuggler on Chuane-Mu, it was epic.
by Mike Carini March 5, 2009
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dumb ass chinese kid

stupid ass who uses bible pages for smokin weed
by briana March 12, 2005
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old chinese flu

Term used in punk rock culture referring to ones old JUNK habit, typically in loosing fashion.
(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".
by automated cloudmaker May 23, 2017
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The Chinese roach

The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.
Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019
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The Chinese Virus

According to our dumb ass president it is called the Chinese virus.This virus is also known as COVID-19 or the Coronavirus.
Trump:people are suffering from the Chinese virus🦠
by F*ck me in the a** March 21, 2020
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