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Chinese teacup

To fart in ones cupped hand, then bring your hand to another’s face, serving them the cupped fart
Kevin wasn’t listening to Naomi’s story, so she gave him a chinese teacup to get his attention. Kevin gagged.
by Bumping Donuts October 31, 2020
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Chinese mAh

A capacity that's usually equal to around 300mAh-650mAh, at least for 18650 batteries.
You can take the capacity that's stated and divide by 10 to usually get the real capacity. But if its above 650mAh its probably more towards 300mAh

This happens because places in asia take 18650 batteries out of ewaste and then send them to china where they get processed down to fake 18650 batteries.
Person 1: Do you think these 18650s would be good enough to vape with? They are 9900mAh which is the biggest ive seen!
Person 2: No, thats in chinese mAh. Its probably like 320mAh. Get some Samsung 30Q batteries from a reputable source.
Person 1: I found some samsung 30Q for cheap on aliexpress!

Person 2: Not from there there, dumbass
by worldsworstopsec January 1, 2023
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Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
by Airza May 7, 2025
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Chinese Riverboat

When a man is penetrating that sweet poon poon, he fists the women right in the mothafucking ass and finds where his dick is in the vagina and starts to rub his dick from the anal canal until he cums in a furious rage.
Jerry got shit all over his hand after doing a Chinese Riverboat in a well mannered prostitute.
by The Awesome Putin December 8, 2015
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chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025
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chinese nakasaka

To put your foot on some ones balls and pull on there legs as hard as you can.
by hollygrailofftesticles October 6, 2012
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Chinese Laundry Chute

The act of being sucked out of a plane without a parachute.
How'd he die?

Goddamn Chinese laundry chute.

Damn chinks.
by Pinkmin June 26, 2017
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