When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.
Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."
by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018
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Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.
by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016
Get the Bro smearing mug.The wearing of one's sunglasses (usually Oakley or SPY) on the upper forehead/hairline instead of covering the eyes
"When Ryan comes inside, he never puts his sunglasses in their case, he wears his Oakley Gascans on his head like they're a bro tiara"
by goodbyeplease July 23, 2015
Get the bro tiara mug.by piggyback bros May 31, 2017
Get the piggyback bros mug.A legendary duo consisting two friends and UFC fighters, Khamzat Chimaev and Darren Till.
The Smesh Bros are known for having an unbreakable bromance. They have a goofy and childish personality, yet they are capable of destroying anybody who is not experienced in mixed martial arts.
Even if you are experienced in mixed martial arts, there’s nothing that’ll stop these two brothers from accomplishing their one and only goal: Smesh.
The Smesh Bros are known for having an unbreakable bromance. They have a goofy and childish personality, yet they are capable of destroying anybody who is not experienced in mixed martial arts.
Even if you are experienced in mixed martial arts, there’s nothing that’ll stop these two brothers from accomplishing their one and only goal: Smesh.
“Hey, look! It’s the Smesh Bros! They’re doing doughnuts in the parking lot! Haha crazy stuff.”
“What? Smesh Bros? What the hell are you talking about?”
“You know, the two dudes from the UFC!”
“No, I don’t even watch UFC. Is it like WWE?”
“No, dude. It’s nothing like the WWE. Don’t compare real fighters in the UFC to some middle-aged men in costumes.”
“Whatever, man. WWE is actually a LOT better than you’re making it sound.”
“What? Smesh Bros? What the hell are you talking about?”
“You know, the two dudes from the UFC!”
“No, I don’t even watch UFC. Is it like WWE?”
“No, dude. It’s nothing like the WWE. Don’t compare real fighters in the UFC to some middle-aged men in costumes.”
“Whatever, man. WWE is actually a LOT better than you’re making it sound.”
by garmfield June 15, 2022
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Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.
Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.
Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.
Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.
by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018
Get the Bros dilemma mug.A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.
Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.
Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!
Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....
Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...
Girlfriend looks up.......
Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!
Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!
Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....
Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...
Girlfriend looks up.......
Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!
by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019
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