by anonymous June 15, 2025

(1) A "Baltimore Boat" is an industrial ship equipped with a crane that is capable of loading & unloading full-sized cargo containers while at sea (NOT on dry land) and/or other heavy debris, such as pieces of a broken bridge or oil rig.
(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.
(2) A "Baltimore Boat" (Negative Connotation) iS a Ship That Accidentally Destroys Major iNFRASTRUCTURE, or Causes Naval iNCONViNiENCES, Much Like the "Ever Given" iN the Suez Canal.
(1) We need a Baltimore Boat to unload the baltimore boat that destroyed the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.
(2) After the Baltimore Boat unloaded the cargo containers, it craned pieces of a broken bridge onto a transport ship for recycling.
by AQ22 March 29, 2024

When you move back to your hometown for the pandemic and bang the husband of your high-school bully.
I boat-barn.
by BPF_1980 April 4, 2021

by SikkaPash April 25, 2025

When one side of the joint burns more than the other side, aka “canoeing” of a joint. The weed seemingly is riding the boat of the wrapper.
by The_mighty_q June 28, 2024

BOATS is an acronym standing for "Based On A True Story," commonly used to describe movies, documentaries, and books. This designation signifies that, although there may be elements of dramatization for narrative effect, the core events, characters, or premises are anchored in real-life occurrences. The term adds a layer of authenticity and intrigue, suggesting that the depicted events have a factual basis, thus enhancing the emotional or educational impact on the audience.
"Have you seen 'Catch Me If You Can'? It's about this incredible con artist who pulled off some of the most audacious scams in history, posing as a pilot, a doctor, and a legal prosecutor—all before his 19th birthday. And guess what? It's BOATS. Leonardo DiCaprio plays the lead, and it's based on the true story of Frank Abagnale. Really puts the whole adventure into perspective knowing it actually happened."
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"People keep trying to convince me 'National Treasure' is BOATS, claiming the secret codes and historical conspiracies are real. While the movie uses historical figures and events, it’s largely a work of fiction. Still, imagining it could be true adds to the thrill!"
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"People keep trying to convince me 'National Treasure' is BOATS, claiming the secret codes and historical conspiracies are real. While the movie uses historical figures and events, it’s largely a work of fiction. Still, imagining it could be true adds to the thrill!"
by d.naniel March 4, 2024

by Hansolas May 23, 2019
