beer goggles

entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.

bro: dude she was so hot!

bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on

by mad dog 22 June 14, 2011

beer burnt

The alcohol flush reaction that looks like a sun-burnt.

"A: Wow did you go to the beach today? You got a sun-burnt!
B: Oh no. I just had a beer. Did the reddish come on my cheeks again?
A: Guess I could call it a beer burnt."

by Kara Westley October 3, 2013

Safety Beer

A beer that you drink as soon as you arrive home to prevent you from leaving again, i.e. driving back to work or to pick up a friend at the airport. A safety beer guarantees you a free pass as no one would ask you to drink and drive.

Boss I would love to come back in but I have had a safety beer.

Babe you know if I hadn't already had a safety beer I would pick your mother up at the airport.

by Pseudoname99 August 20, 2013

bastard beer

A glass/cup/mug of beer that comes from multiple pitchers over the course of the night, and which is of questionable origin.

Tommy: I started out drinking Molson, but I've poured so much other shit in this bastard beer that I don't know what I'm drinking.

Michael: Yeah, (holds up glass of orange/yellow beer) I started out drinking Guiness...

by tinydancer88 March 7, 2010

beer bog

When a loose poo is passed the following day after drinking a lot of alcohol, most notably beer. Often coinsides with a hangover.

Darren got drunk the night before and had a beer bog when he went to the loo this morning.

by MissKimmyCat January 15, 2016

Beer Poop

As much fun as it sounds, beer poop is actually a remedy for the clogged anus that sometimes befalls certain cheese-ridden individuals. It is similar to an enema, though it employs the technology of carbonation.

To perform the beer poop on a sickly individual:
1) Bend that sucker over and drop their pants.
2) Open a long neck beer and shake it up with your thumb atop the bottle.
3) Let the thumb go and immediately insert the neck of the beer into the sick individual's anus.
4) Try to catch the quickly exiting turds for bonus points.

Bonus points if your beer poop is performed by Ron Jeremy, and/or you host videos of beer pooping on the network servers of Duke University.

Man, all that Bojangles and Poppycock left me hurting for a beer poop.

Let's go watch beerpoop.avi in Guenther's room.

by Macauley Whiting, Trinity Class of '03? 04?...06? 09er? January 30, 2005

Beer Head

Hold a beer bottle out horizontally down where ur package is, then have a girl (or guy if ur into that) get down on their knees. Then open the bottle and have them drink it. It will resemble the act of giving head. Hence the name "Beer head." I guess you could shake it up first and try to get it to spray all over them if you wanted. The possiblities are endless. enjoy!

"who wants to give me beer head?"
"haha yeah dude that was awsome, she gave you beer head"

by William Hardmaster January 18, 2006