Barney's Tail

When a penis is sucked so hard, the head, the shaft, and scrotum turn a dark purple color.

"I'm still suffering from the Barney's Tail my mother gave to me."

by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

Barnacled

When you have multiple parking violations and get a Barnacle, a big 20-lb yellow device, strapped to your windshield so you can’t drive until it’s removed. Replaced the boot in 2016.

Shawn: “What is that massive yellow thing on your windshield, man?”
Lloyd: “Snap, I got Barnacled. Probably shouldn’t have let those parking violations add up.”

by @madflax November 29, 2016

barnekow

Barnekow its a warrior surname. True leaders have the surname Barnekow.

He is a Barnekow

by Rooney01 December 11, 2016

Barney's Shed

Motorcycle thief.

Matt was in 3rd grade after school. He went to go ride his dirtbike its was stolen 25 years ago. From Barney's Shed.

by fireboss1 February 7, 2017

Barndog

(N) One who spends their life working in a barn, whether it's farm work, wood work, or being a shop guy.

Mike is a barndog, he gets up and goes to work in the barn.

by getitfromthemud March 11, 2017

Barnstorming performance

Something exciting and energetic

It was a barnstorming performance.

by MsDai April 6, 2017