Ass-ramming-unclefucker

One who fucks his uncle (and others) in the ass.

You are such an Ass-ramming-unclefucker

Ass-ramming-unclefucker by Fjell February 17, 2008

Ass Dive 

When a man stand on a diving board, jumps, and the sticks his peniss into a womans asshole. This is painful and difficult

"that was a vey hard "Ass Dive"."

Ass Dive by ImSoF***d June 5, 2009

ass moratorium 

a defined period of time when your sexual partner puts the kibosh on the back door...

I'm placing an ass moratorium as a result of last night's activity...

ass moratorium by ncbro4 September 18, 2009

Ass Loofah 

A loofah primarily use for the srubbage of ass

Bro, I hope you didn't use my ass loofah on your face

Ass Loofah by Cornelius Pumpernickel June 21, 2010

ASS CROUTON 

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."

With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!

ASS CROUTON by weave August 22, 2003

ass comet 

A peice of toilet paper that is hanging out of the back of your pants (above the waistline) after you have gone to the bathroom.

When Joe came out of the Mens room he had about a 12" ass comet hanging out of his pants.

ass comet by PeeVee1 September 15, 2006

ass nuts

when a guy moons someone and the other person can see his nuts hangin down, so it looks like ass nuts

did you see joey's ass nuts when he mooned us?

ass nuts by ball zack October 7, 2005