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your momming 

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.
Bill: What are you doing?

John: Your mom.

Bill: No seriously?

John: Your mom.

Bill: It's not funny!

John: Your mom is not funny.

Bill: Stop it!

John: That's what your mom said.

Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!

(Tim walks in)

Tim: What happened?

Bill: Your mom.

Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!

PWND!

Bill: I love your momming
your momming by fort awesome November 14, 2010

Your moms house 

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING
Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house
Your moms house by Howugay101 November 10, 2019

your moms parallel 

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel
Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true

your moms a party 

When your bestfriend has sex with your mom
Bob:"hey, where were you last night? I called you like a million times.
Jack:"lets just say that your moms a party. Winky face"
your moms a party by Pepeisalive December 14, 2016

Your moms favorite Minecraft seed 

Sweeney loves your moms favorite Minecraft seed