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Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses
Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.
by Markanie April 14, 2023
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Window

A big thing you can see through
by Someone_With_Chicken_Wings April 21, 2023
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Shit out of the window

by Lipblam April 22, 2023
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Double Glazed Windows

The act of ejaculating directly into both open eyeballs of your sexual partner, rendering them temporarily blind. The glaze is the man cum and the windows are your eyes 𓂀
BABE PULL THE SKIN AROUND YOUR EYES DOWN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME DOUBLE GLAZED WINDOWS
by MPH//0003 April 28, 2023
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Window tinter

Dumb ass who can't hit a glass pipe. A rookie on the glass who fucks up by charring the bowl.
That dumb bastard just charred my bowl. What a fucking window tinter!!!
by anonymous May 16, 2023
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Fall out of a window

A euphemism used in Russia, to describe a political assassination. This is because political assassinations, usually carried out by the Federal Security Service (FSB), are often carried out by defenestration.
My friend has been very vocal about his opposition to Putin and his rule over Russia.

Your friend should be careful, or he might fall out of a window soon
by Calvin Trollage August 19, 2023
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Nine Windows

Nine Windows is a collaborative project between Kid Drama & DJ Trace.
Nine Windows is fookin insane m8, Kid Drama and DJ Trace together in a fookin studio m8! Drum and Bass man, you gotta check it oot m8!
by weelittleman September 14, 2023
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