Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.

Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.

by zpowers August 02, 2024

Windows 10 Effect

When someone uses a garbage operating system for so long that they get used to its crap factor and consider it good.

Guy: I'll never upgrade to Windows 11, Windows 10 is way better!
Doctor: You seem to be under the influence of the Windows 10 Effect, Windows 11 is the same shit. I'd recommend switching to Linux or macOS for a change.

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 11, 2025

Window Licker

Another way to call some one a complete retard.

Jake: man Ashley is being so stupid today.
Stuart: yeah I know she's a window licker

by Shoe2000 March 09, 2018

Window Licker

I person who licks a window on a handicapped bus (used as a insult).

Kent you’re a fucking window licker

by MyGuy72 December 12, 2017

Window licker

A person who “rubs themselves” while looking at other people on a bus while licking their lips and grunting and ejaculating on the windows

“Wowzers that window licker is staring at you”

by Educated human specimen June 24, 2023

Window Licker

In the game Eve Online there is a build for the Astero that is made to go too fast for any weapon system to hit them.

I caught a Stratios with my window licker.

by Piper Pie July 18, 2019

Window Licker

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of the short bus.

Here comes the short bus, wait is that Jamie Collins and Aidan Lambert being window lickers?

by Unoimright May 29, 2022