smoked turkey

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

by HighNiggis November 28, 2019

quirky turkey

its what you call a person when they are being funny but annoying and you want to hug them but also punch in them face at the same time :).

“oh my goodness sir jacobstinky the lll you’re being such a quirky turkey”

by the creator of slirt May 24, 2021

Irky Turkey

When an animal or human defacates in their pants or on another object

Aeesha's dog long genie ducky suit made an Irky Turkey in her dog crate, it was so bad there was Irky Turkey outside of the crate on the floor too!

by jone smithy April 7, 2023

jokey tokey

When you take a small hit of fentanyl via pure powder and/or a blue. Then without exhaling you proceed to administer an equally proportioned hit of methamphetamine via the use of a bong

Yo, you wanna take a jokey tokey?

Okey dokey, homie

by Sam sach June 12, 2023

two-mile turkey trot

when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.

Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.

angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!

by 69manlovetits March 2, 2011

stuffin the turkey

When a guy puts his balls into a girls asshole

would you want to try something like stuffin the turkey

by Clay Torious February 17, 2014

ate her turkey

Eating a girls saggy vagina

Man I cant believe I got that drunk that I went home with Sarah and ate her turkey and I made sure to add some homemade gravy ;)

by 5th floor whore November 12, 2013