ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.

Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.

by ducknipples March 22, 2022

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011

Gray Ham

Gray Ham is an individual who is horny about 92.2% of the time, has had sex with every cousin of his bloodline. He’s usually ginger and often can be heard talking about Manchester United and Marcus Rashford. He is built like a twig, with ankles made of styrofoam

“Todd is such a Gray Ham. He’s always horny!”
“A Gray Ham never has friends!”

by Imonurmom July 1, 2023

Ham sanga

A girls vagina, typically one which has large lips that hang out like shaved slices of ham in a toasted sandwich

She had the cheesiest ham Sanga

by Face.rape.guru May 31, 2021

Ham

Similar to a hog, another word for dick or penis.

Yo, I’m trynna see this man ikems Ham.

by ځيرک December 15, 2020

Ham Kilt

1. A kilt made of ham
2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage)

No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt.

by Cam Franklin May 17, 2011