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sturgeon moon

a big ass glowing red moon named after some fish that happens in august.
"Hey look bro, the moons blowing, are we gonna die?"
"No man, it's just a sturgeon moon"
by Tiffany Mcguff August 4, 2009
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Moon Gooning

An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.

Courtesy of the Goons
Hey bro, wanna go moon gooning? Jake just got crunk on that spicy lean so he's up for anything!
by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023
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Keith Moon

What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.

Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.

During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 10, 2021
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man-moon

When two hetrosexual men go on holiday to a hoonymoon resort.
Jon and Suraj are man-mooning in Langkawi while their girlfriends are back in London.
by datai April 13, 2010
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moon flute

A clear glass with a bubble on the end for smoking meth
He just loaded his moon flute
by ICEANT December 19, 2020
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full moon fuckery

When a male pounces on werewolf during a full moon and does it doggy style on it.
Capri: I heard that the vigilante did a full moon fuckery on the local werewolf.
Night Sky: That's great, but where is my little sister Sky?
Capri: She's at the hospital.
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
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my moon <3

my beautiful boyfriend, he is as gorgeous as the moon itself! i love him
by 5523 January 28, 2024
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