Stolen Kisses

in which a girl places soft kisses to her friend’s cheeks or lips whilst he is sleeping

it wasn’t exactly true that they were completely stolen kisses

by Chrome Laces June 8, 2018

kissed and dismissed

when someone kisses or has sexual intercourse with someone and dismiss them. This means they have fucked and passed. The person probably doesn't want anything to do with the other person
related words: played

so did you guys ever date? nope I just "kissed and dismissed" so I don't really care for her as much anymore.

by Ghetto_Genius March 13, 2015

frozen kiss

cum frozen in a condom after a one night stand.

“Yeah we fucked in my car and I forgot about the condom, this morning it was a frozen kiss.”

by poopoopeepeebitchboy March 2, 2021

Kissing Susan

Doing something really well unexpectedly

Rutvij has gotten really good at crocheting. He's really kissing Susan!

by ghostman126 October 16, 2020

Kiss a bear!

Curse phrase used instead of, "Fuck You".

If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger, except bears, bears will fucking kill you, so kiss a bear!

Sam: "You look like shit today."
Fred: "Kiss a bear!"

by Geekdad666 April 18, 2018

Apple Kisses

When two people eat an apple (Usually a Pink Lady) and kiss afterwards.
The popularity comes from the sweetening effect the apple has on both parties lips, as well as freshening of the breath.

"Do you fancy a Pink Lady babe, ready for some Apple Kisses?"
"Oh my god we had apple kisses it was so romantic!"
"He tasted so good when we apple kissed."

by Surrealisms December 17, 2019

kiss of gratitude

the type of kiss you give your homies to show how much you appreciate them

ayo give me a kiss of gratitude rn

by darth_dracco January 13, 2021