Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.
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Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
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Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
by apt279 May 16, 2019
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Me and my boys were and the pud park last weekend and we ran train on that ol Texas mud cat that was there.
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Get the texas mud cat mug.when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.
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Get the texas asshole massacre mug.The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure
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