Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

by useless youth August 07, 2009

tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 27, 2009

Twin Turbo Twat

A word used to describe someone so obnoxious that calling them a 'twat' is reasonably complimentary.

Paris Hilton (is a twin turbo twat)

by Richistheman August 02, 2009

top notch twat

the best shit.

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat

by Insane cunt September 06, 2009

Fag-twat

1. A person who is being an unbelievable asshole.
2. A gay man's vagina.

Did you see Johnny making out with your sister last night? Jeez, what a fag-twat!

by Bleu B. June 06, 2011

Media Twat

A male or female or male/female or someone who identifies or does not identify as... (Whatever)who turns their life or a simple situation into a story for the news, or people around you ( generally #mediatwat friends) to exploit. 15 minor fame

Use it, let's see how far the test will go. I think it's going to be a big thing haha.

You need to stop sending out all those pictures and video for likes and/ retweets. You're being a mediatwat.

Can we have. Meal without you being a media twat and taking pictures of your meal?
Ohhhhhh #blessed just pulled a baby out ofy vaghole I love being a mediatwat.

Yeah... I'm a mediawat -lets connect but never talk but stalk one another through our social.media life.

15min attention

by SarahEstelle January 03, 2017

Twat Thistle

A great thing to call somebody.
Meant to be mean, but can also be the nickname of someone really awesome

Mayo: You're such a Twat Thistle!

CP: What's up Twat Thistle?

by Brother Twat Thistle January 18, 2011