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The Full Dutch Breakfast

A session of fellation from an expat in Amsterdam while eating a boterham.
My day is off to a great start. She gave me the full Dutch Breakfast!
by Larkinloverules January 30, 2022
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dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.
Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....
by kennyboye February 16, 2015
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congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.
It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.
by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020
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Dutch dock adventure

When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌
Why can't I find anyone to dock with? I must chase my dreams and have a Dutch dock adventure.
by Kodak999 August 16, 2019
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Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.
Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.
by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020
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Reverse Dutch oven

When you let one rip and quickly slide out from the sheets trapping your fart, and jump up and turn the lights on. What’s the first thing you do when someone turns the lights on when it’s dark to escape the brightness?
I’m in the dog box for giving the mrs a reverse Dutch oven last night
by Outdagatemate November 10, 2018
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albany dutch oven

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.
Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.
by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014
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